Reviews for Kizumonogatari (6.74) 2w1n6h

How this pretentious half baked piece of animation got such high reviews, is beyond me, BUT if You like:

- panties (apparently creators figured that flashing enough of them would win enough votes from certain geeks);

- big(I mean really big) boobs;

- flashing French words(basically NOIR);

- ridiculous plot;

- even more ridiculous script;

- very powerful vampires fighting other very powerful vampires;

- very powerful vampires with stupid names;

- cliché anime characters;

- cliché anime situations;

- cliché anime dialogues;

then by all means, watch this show. Otherwise if You search for decent vampire anime, check Blood:The Last Vampire or Hellsing(not ova).

Most of things mentioned here are self explanatory as they are trademark of most low level anime, but since there were some "stout defenders" of this "masterpiece", I will elaborate some of my points. Warning, spoilers ahead:

The plot is about yet another schoolboy who struggles with...whatever, they always either struggle with present, or have some shady past, this loser is no exception, but he has some classmate with huge boobs, who of course has some unrecruited feelings towards him. Anyways, the guy one day after school goes to metro, which is totally empty, lolz, in Japan, but oh well, so he finds there a decapitated vampire chick and she offers him to die so she could live. Guy runs away, considers the offer, struggles with reality, because he does not want to die, but still comes back so she could suck...his blood of course. Yay, this is totally possible, I mean if some monstrous guy, who is lying on the ground and almost dying would ask me to die for him I would gladly...run away. So, as is expected, this schoolboy does not die, he becomes the fledgling vampire and the chick... Becomes a girl, because she is weak now, need suck more blood and recover. And while at it she tells him a story about how she was ambushed by 3 or 4 other powerful vamps and they have basically butchered her. Ah, yes, then she says he has to finish them off. So the new guy goes and meets them.

Frankly, the scene where he waits for them to come and kick his ass was somewhat nice, it showed how each of them comes, how cool they are and so on - after all, they are very capable, because by ganging on her they managed to defeat the vampire chick. And now they will face watered down her protege.

Guy gets his ass handed to him and I got bored from watching this bs.

So yeah... Plot is ridiculous 1/10, soundtrack is forgetable 3/10, animation is pretty nice 8/10, characters and their motivations are stupid 1/10, same is for dialogues 1/10. Maybe there is some depth to be found after watching all series five times while drunk or on LSD, but otherwise dont waste your time.